Tuesday, June 22, 2010

If this is rock bottom, at least it's tasty

Some people have a crisis & go shoot up in an alley somewhere. Me? I prefer to scarf down doublestuff Oreos & brush my teeth with a bottle of Diet Pepsi (thanks Ke$ha) in a Walmart parking lot.
That's where I found myself last night, crying into a package of cream filled cookies surrounded by the People of Walmart. Pathetic.

Why? Eh, work stuff/life stuff that no one seems to understand but me. And even I don't get it sometimes so I guess I shouldn't expect others to. It's just nice when they try.

This post is brought to you by too much thinking, too much stress & too many oreos.

Xoxo,
Bella

11 comments:

  1. Well I will say this, it seems to me bouts of crying when and where you are seems to be a trait that comes standard issue with the installation of a vagina.

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  2. Sage is right. The smart bastard. Incidentally, I go with Lay's plain potato chips, brownies and Evan Williams in whatever chaser in the house is the least flat. I feel ya, mama. Vagina et al...

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  3. Hugs to you! Sometimes life just collapses down on you - and all you can do is get it out of your system. Sounds like you did just that.
    ~Emmy

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  4. Nothing wrong with too much thinking but here's hoping you get over the stress. When you feel stress coming on, think sexy thoughts instead.

    FD

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  5. I prefer to brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. But that's just me... ;)

    *hugs* honey

    xoxo

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  6. thanks y'all. life is just stupid sometimes.

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  7. Mmm Oreos...

    I hope today is better than yesterday!

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  8. I am heading to Walmart. I am in need of a good cry!

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  9. That 'too much thinking' fucks me over on occasion as well!!
    Oh, but spending 10 minutes watching the Wal-mart crowd going through the checkout lines does wonders for your self-esteem!! :):):)~

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  10. Hmmm... seems I found the oreos... knew there was a story there somewhere... yeah, Life is stupid sometimes... just as too much thinking does... but... if I wanna laugh... I DO go to Walmart!!!!

    :oD

    ~shoes~

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  11. Because you still had your sense of humor, it wasn't rock bottom...thank goodness.

    Hugs,
    H

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