Saturday, August 29, 2015


I had the luxury of a hotel room to myself for a couple of nights this week. Although I didn't spend as much time in this big comfy bed as I would have liked, I did manage some quality me-time.

Here, I'll let you have a little peek.


Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Saturday, August 22, 2015

snort + eye roll

OKCupid message (that I did not respond to btw)...
Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

beer and bread

See what happens when I like you? I deliver beer, bread, and fucks right to your front door.

Last Saturday night was spent at Cash's. He's not well but is hanging in there and I was glad to get to hang out, talk, cuddle, nap, and fuck. We fit a lot of activities into a few short hours.

He has this dog y'all. A pervy little pimp of a dog that likes to get as close to my naked naughty bits as possible. It's probably because I'm in his bed with his human and he's like "get the hell out bitch", but really...this tiny dog is all up in our business so bad that I have to laugh but also have to be really careful not to crush the little shit. It is kind of cute afterwards though when we are all three cuddled up like one weird perverted family. Ha. Anyway, how did I get on that tangent? Whatever.

It was a fun night and I wasn't too tired the next day. Totally worth it. In my mind I keep seeing Cash's face when he was on top of me. I'm not sure why that image keeps popping up in my brain. It's not unpleasant at all, it's rather hot actually, but also strange. I'm a weirdo.

And now to get wet and soapy in the shower because I'm going out for sushi with Mr. Man on a mini-date-night!



I got rid of Bella's Twitter account some time ago but it seems I'm missing out on some steamy tweets about me from my first extramarital playmate and one of my very favorite people and friends ever. I miss this, too.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

"swinger's vacation", Part II

Can we talk about cock for a minute? Huge, smooth, curved, hard, did I mention huge, cock. Bruno's cock is in the top 3 all time best cocks in the universe of cock. Cock cock cock cock cock.

Bruno and I came back from our drug store errand and knocked on our hotel room door. Frances answered with very suspicious sex hair and Mr. Man looked quite relaxed lounging on the bed. Ahem. I'm guessing a hot and heavy make out session was interrupted. Maybe she'll tell you about it one day.

I don't want to give a play by play but suffice it to say that Bruno and I fucked more than once in one of the hotel rooms while Frances and Mr. Man had their fun in the other. Have I said that Bruno is a skilled and not to mention, patient man? On our first sexual encounter several months ago, he, by some miracle, made me cum by fingering me. And on this vacation rendezvous, he performed an Olympic gold medal worthy round of cunnilingus which resulted in me climaxing in his mouth. No one has ever been able to do either of those without the aid of toys, except Mr. Man. It's quite an accomplishment folks, as I am the most difficult cummer ever. Needless to say I was very impressed. I'll have to make him a t-shirt or something.

After a few days in vacation-ville, we all made the flight to Mr. Man's and my home where a few more lazy days were spent by the pool and nights in the upstairs "sex cave".  It was pretty cute because we planned it out really well so that Bruno and I could go out on a date night about town and Mr. Man and Frances could go out on a different night. (Planning was necessary due to a kid at home and babysitting budget already blown from being out of town.) I took Bruno to a sports bar and we watched the NBA Finals, Game something-or-other and then we headed downtown for a walk amongst the city at night. It was a beautiful night complete with a million percent humidity and random fireworks over the stadium. Just for us I'd like to think.

This trip did not disappoint in any way, and not one of my many worries were necessary. I love when good friends become good friends with benefits and traveling to cool places together and sharing our homes with each other becomes a thing. I also love that my husband and I give each other this freedom.

Because really, wouldn't it be great if everyone could just...
Be as freaky and delightful as you want to be.  - Kate Bornstein


Wednesday, July 29, 2015

not this. that.

When he's being all sappy, sweet, tender, and loving but you want abrasive, aggressive, rough, and possessive.

When he's "I miss you, let's make love and then cuddle" and you want "come here you little slut, get on your knees and suck my throbbing cock."

When he wants to give you soft kisses, caresses, and deep longing looks and you want ass-reddening spanks, rope digging into your wrists, and hair pulling.

Yes. Its time for that again.