Saturday, September 18, 2010

boys, fingers in ears & close your eyes, this is girl stuff

Guys, seriously, you've been warned.

Does having several orgasms during your period make it heavier or something? Because I am gushing right now and it totally sucks. Also, I have probably mentioned this before but when I get my hands on that biblical bitch Eve, I am going to fucking cut her. A goddamn apple?!?!?! A goddamn apple is why I am bleeding all over the place, doubled over with cramps and endured physical agony of the girly bits while giving birth?? What.The.Hell. A big gooey piece of chocolate cake, I would totally get it. But a piece of fruit? Fucking moron. Cutting her I tell you. To shreds.

Ok, I feel better now. Back to sleep if I can manage it. Have a nice day. And don't mess with me right now.

xoxo,
Bella

6 comments:

  1. Awww, sorry your miserable right now hon. I'm not sure even a piece of chocolate cake would've been worth the monthly hassle! Now maybe a perfectly mixed cocktail...

    xoxo

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  2. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be turned on at all, but I must admit that I am a little bit... but I'll keep back and not mess with you, apparently not a good time ;)

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  3. I would visit you now...
    Take two Midol and call somebody else tomorrow.... lol ,,,

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  4. Actually for me it puts it on hiatus for a day or two and then comes back with a vengeance. Every month I tell myself during that time to just leave the lady parts alone it's only a week but then out of nowhere that urge hits and I just "have to" sail above the clouds and then I pay for it ever time. Mine should be coming back with a vengeance right around tomorrow evening. =( I feel your irritation.

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  5. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


    Oh Bella you are so crazy funny. I meant that in a good way. (pleeez don't hurt me)

    -H

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  6. You make me laugh! But I am with you on what a bitch Eve is!

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