Friday, November 9, 2012

this would be a tweet if it weren't so long

If I had a dollar for every time I've been horny as hell at work & then came home to a demanding, albeit sweet preschooler, subsequently losing any inklings of desire for anything except to murder that Dora the Explorer bitch in her fucking sleep, well, then I'd have about a zillion dollars. #grumpymommy

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  1. I , unfortunately, am in the same boat coming home to a 5 year old...Ugh...Maybe a good phone session between work and the driveway could make for a steamy ride home and a #satisfied mommy...lol...;)

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    1. What an excellent idea! Hmmmmm.... ;)
      I'm glad others can relate. Makes me crazy sometimes. Xoxo.

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    2. Would LOVE to chat a little further...email me @ davefan0609@yahoo.com....If you dare ;)...haha

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  2. Sounds like you need something to take care of that need on your way from the office to your home.... a passenger like me :)

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  3. Roll and I are sitting here laughing our asses off. We can not relate as we have no kids but either of us will gladly volunteer to help you expend some of that horniness

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    1. What a sweet offer. ;) It is definitely a legit issue. Sheesh.

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