- If I didn't respond to your first two messeages, I'm probably not going to respond to your next ten.
- Thank you for your phone number (that I didn't ask for) but I'll not be using it.
- If you insist on calling me "babe" or "beautiful" or "honey" or "darling" or any other patronizing endearment, I will cut you. At least mentally.
- Don't repeatedly bug me about meeting up with you.
- I do not want your unsolicited cock photo.
- Message of the day from someone who'd already messaged me and I hadn't responded..."Hey babe, I'm waiting for your text (gives me his number again). I want the same thing you do. Looking forward to hearing from you." No, you are not looking for the same thing I am. Read the profile again. Or actually, don't. Just go away.
*I may make this a regular series. Ha.
In other news...
- Mr. Man had a date tonight that didn't work out. I was asleep when he got home so I didn't get details yet but it was one of those not-really-compatible, not his/her type kind of things. A bummer but it happens.
- Considering a profile on openminded.com
- I am bored