Guys, seriously, you've been warned.
Does having several orgasms during your period make it heavier or something? Because I am gushing right now and it totally sucks. Also, I have probably mentioned this before but when I get my hands on that biblical bitch Eve, I am going to fucking cut her. A goddamn apple?!?!?! A goddamn apple is why I am bleeding all over the place, doubled over with cramps and endured physical agony of the girly bits while giving birth?? What.The.Hell. A big gooey piece of chocolate cake, I would totally get it. But a piece of fruit? Fucking moron. Cutting her I tell you. To shreds.
Ok, I feel better now. Back to sleep if I can manage it. Have a nice day. And don't mess with me right now.