Your assignment: To pretend I'm in Paris, wearing a cute beret and writing in my Moleskine at a sidewalk cafe. Except it has to be spring or summertime because I don't do sidewalk cafes in weather that requires more than a cashmere sweater preferably a red one so maybe instead you should pretend that I'm in St. Martin sipping a fruity beverage while reading Whitman under one of those multi-colored umbrellas except I'm not really much of a beach person and am honestly not that big of a Whitman fan either so never mind lets go with a chalet in the Swiss Alps wearing a snuggie and wool socks while sipping on hot cider listening to opera while cursing the ridiculous constraints of punctuation.
Yes, thats it. Carry on. Too much wine yes?
I'm taking a bit of a vacation from this spot in cyberland. Just until after the holiday madness and some life madness I've got going on subsides a bit. Besides, a break can be a good thing at times. I'll be back.