Actual text conversation from today...
Bella: OMG, I don't know what to get in the Monistat aisle...too many choices....WTF???? I have to shoot something in my hoo-hah? Nooooooooooooo....
Friend: Hahaha yes you do - get the one day option.
Bella: Really???? Omg...
Friend: Yes - and get the one that has an egg.
Bella: What's the diff in 3 day, 7 day, etc??? And what happened to a simple cream??? And why is this so fucking expensive???
Friend: The number of days is the # of days you have to shoot it in your hoo-hah.
Bella: Fuck naw.
Friend: They hate us.
Bella: Is this egg thing going to dissolve or what????
Friend: That's why I said 1 day hahaha. Yes and there is less messy-ness I've heard.
Bella: Omg Omg Omg...can u tell I've never had to do this before??? And I am soooooo getting chocolate for this.
Friend: Hahahahahahahaha its ok - I haven't either but my roommate got one a month I swear.
Bella: Damn antibiotics...being a girl sucks ass.