Sunday, July 31, 2011

Product review...the portable orgasm

Get your orgasms to go! Climaxes on the run! Discreet pleasure when you need it! What's not to love about that right? Except that most pocket vibes are lame. There, I said it. I've had a few and they are always weak little bullets of finger numbing wastes of money. But the truth is, I WANT a pocket rocket vibrator that I can throw in my purse so I can be ready when that impromptu moment presents itself, as it sometimes does.

I remained hopeful while product testing this mini vibe from EdenFantasys. Here's a photo of it next to my hand so you can get an idea of scale. (And yes, I have long thin fingers and no, I have never played the piano. Do you know how many times I have been asked that question?)

The technical stuff...the vibe comes with five different attachments made of a hard but somewhat flexible and smooth material. All attachments are a pretty blue transparent color. The vibe itself is very lightweight and is also waterproof, which is a feature I always like but rarely use for some reason. It requires a AA battery (included) and I'd consider it a "quiet" toy. The intensity level is more than adequate for me, meaning that my girly parts thoroughly enjoyed themselves depending on the amount of pressure applied and didn't go numb with too intense of a vibration either. The on/off switch is better than many I've encountered and goes from "on" to "off" to "open" (for battery installation) with a twist of the base.

Let's talk about those attachments shall we? The attachments fit snugly on the head of the vibe and are easy to change out. I tested them all and had my favorites. I loved the two bullet-like ones, as well as the one that looks like a chess piece.

But then there were the others that creeped me out and made me laugh at the same time. Maybe its because sometimes I revert to adolescence, but the mini-hand attachment made me giggle so much that I couldn't even use it past the initial test. All I could think of was that this might be what it felt like to have a slightly overgrown Smurf try to give me an orgasm. It was never going to work. The tongue attachment actually felt good but I couldn't get the Smurf image out of my mind with that one either so I completely lost my masturbatory mojo while trying to use those two.

My plan of action for this toy? I'll pop on one of nubby shaped attachments (probably the bullet one), leave the others in my drawer o' sex toys and slip this vibe into my purse in order to be prepared for anything. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I did climax using this toy so I declare it a winner in the mini-vibe category.



  1. Oh man that smurf image! Too funny! :)

    This mini toy looks like a winner though. Thanks.

  2. This looks interesting. Thanks for the review.