In black and white.

zombie girl

Hey y'all. So, Mr. Man is recovering nicely and I'm trying to be a good nurse. I do think a sexy nurse costume would maximize my nurturing skills though, don't you? One thing that didn't occur to me is that I/we can't have sex for...god, I don't even know how long. That is a question for the doctor next week. But Mr. Man is so cute, he said something to the effect of "well, I can't have sex, but you can". So, basicially, I just need a playmate...volunteers? Hee.

I'm a tired puppy. Kiddo is sick and not sleeping and I'm staying up late because its the only time I have to do whatever it is that I want to do. But it's cool, I know I have it good. My baby girl is a sweetheart and my husband is the love of my life. We're healthy and comfortable and just plain blessed really. I forget this sometimes and complain too much. I have to refocus often because that's just me.

And....wow, I had a lot more to say but am suddenly out of steam. So here's a pic of me sitting at my desk obviously bored. Because busy people don't take pictures of their cleavage just for the hell of it.

Goodnight.

xoxo,

Bella

Since you like porn, if we made a video, would u watch it?

well sure, why not?

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Cute nurses have their hands on Mr. Man

I'm in a hospital room waiting for Mr. Man to be taken back into surgery. No surgery is pleasant but at least this one is the result of hard work, dedication, & just plain willpower. I'm so proud of him.

Over the past year or so, Mr. Man has lost 120 pounds, with no help from anyone but the gym & a vegetarian diet. Today he's having an abdominalplasty (if I spelled that right its a grammatical miracle) to reveal the wicked abs of steel that I know are underneath.

I mean really, I'm not sure how he can improve on this...

I love him.

What stimulate do you use the most when you masturbate? Like, porn vids, written erotica, pics, just thoughts etc?

What can I say, I love porn. A lot. It is definitely a stimulant for my solo love sessions. No specific kind really, just your mainstream run of the mill porno does the job.

I do enjoy erotica, if its well written. But that's not the first thing I go to when I want to get off quickly.

I only have a few questions left in the que, y'all ask me some more good stuff!

Xoxo,
Bella

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same complaint & an ugly shirt

I'm managing to make the rounds to blogs who comment here but dammit if my reader isn't chock full of blogs I love but haven't had time to get to. I know I complain about that all the time but really, I hate that.

A quick report regarding el jobbo...coworker turned in her notice. The world didn't end.  Boss lady was stunned but didn't scream at her or anything. I will be left picking up the slack as usual. Fun. End of talking about it, it's depressing.

I'm tired. And am wearing the ugliest Hawaiian shirt known to man or beast. A gift from my father-in-law who just returned. Its super comfy though but I won't be caught dead in it out in public. But I will post a peek for you....

Have a sexy night!

xoxo,

Bella

as if you didn't already know enough...

Shoes oh so kindly gave me some linky love and tagged me for this lil' survey thing-a-ma-jig (I believe the cool bloggers called them "memes" or some such). So here we go....even more than you wanted to know about Bella....

1. What is your most embarrassing moment of all time? I honestly cannot think of one...the worst thing I can think of is when I was in 5th grade and went to the county 4H public speaking contest. My speech was on basketball and damn if I didn't forget the first line and stood there, mortified. I had notecards but with only, well, effing notes, not the speech written out! I'm happy to report that now I'm quite an ok public speaker but that experience scarred me for a long time. Is that a boring embarrassing moment or what? That's all I got.

2. If I could eat only one food for the rest of my life, what would it be? I know you're expecting me to say popcorn aren't ya? But nooooooo, I am full of surprises. The answer is french fries. Salty, soft on the inside, crispy on the outside, greasy fries. Nom nom nom.

3. How old were you when you had your first kiss? I'm gonna get all Bill Clinton on you and quibble over the definition of what you mean by "kiss". Depending on your definition, 10, 16, 19....estimated of course.

4. What is your browser's home page? Eh, boring Google.

5. What color do you never ever wear? Bright yellow, hot pink...sorry, couldn't pick just one.

6. Are you a nature lover or a city slicker? I'll say a city slicker wannabe. I am not a person who likes to pretend to be homeless camp or commune with the owls or anything. And I love city life...so, while I don't hate nature, I'd rather be on Sex In The City than Northern Exposure.

7. If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? (no wishing for unlimited wishes either!) If I have to be all PC and altruistic...world peace, no child abuse, cure for cancer. If I can be totally selfish...kick ass rock hard body, a flat in Paris, unlimited funds.

8. Do you have any scars? How did you get them? No scars. Boring I know. I did get a concussion once...I'll tell you about it sometime.

9. Have you ever seen a ghost? No, but I have felt one. In my dorm room in college. Something touched me on the shoulder I swear to god. Scared the shit out of me but it was something I can't explain. I do believe in ghosts.

10. What is your dream job? Travel writer.

Steal this if you're feelin' froggy or bored.

xoxo,
Bella

bang bang

• what i did last night is not called sleeping. i'm pretty sure i sleepwalked my way into the street, lay down and just let cars run over me all night. no offense to those of you who have really been hit by a car. it's a joke. humor is healing ya know.
• it's a gorgeous day here in the south.
• i have this friend who calls downtown, where she works in my city, the "concrete jungle". this cracks me up. we are in tn. there are no concrete jungles here. concrete orchards maybe but no jungles. gettin' too big for her britches i think.
• mr. jr. high is named that for more than the fact that i actuallly did go to jr. high with him. when i get a text from him that just says "yep", that is his bat call for phone sex. is he 15 or something? oh well, i keep him around b/c when i'm in that mood, he gets me off quite nicely.
• my asthma is giving me fits today and i'm basically sucking air through my inhaler b/c i'm too lazy to call the pharmacy to see if i have any refills. must do that today b/c i am dying here.
• is it wrong of me that i do a mental no-poopy dance when kiddo gets up with no poop in the morning? b/c this means that she will most likely poop at daycare and her teachers get the honor of wiping my princess's ass. its the little things.
• i wonder how much to post here. how much detail, how much of myself to just lay out here? readers get about 1/3rd of me on my mommy/vanilla blog (which I have neglected lately), maybe a little more than 1/2 of my true self over here and in real life, well, most people only get about 1/10th.
• know who i miss? 13. i haven't seen him in a few weeks and it makes me grumpy. i either have an upcoming case of pms or 13 withdrawal. my test of whether or not i click well with someone is if we can hang out in complete silence and not feel that awkwardness of having to fill the space with lame chatter. 13? score. i like him lots.
• today is going to be interesting. my co-worker is turning in her 2 week notice today. yeah, people do that all the time. the timing in this case and the situation however, is fucked up. i am cospeaking at a conference in a couple of weeks and she was to also speak, along with my boss. (yeah, they let this country girl talk at big wig conferences occasionally, don't look so shocked. the fact that i'll be wearing a sexy garter and stockings under my suit is our little secret ok?) bosslady is going to blow her shit. on one hand, i'm glad karma is giving her a little taste but the fall out is going to be very bad for me. and since bosslady has no clue that coworker was even looking...and she knows that i am looking...you would think she'd get a clue that she is the worst.boss.ever. eh, anyway. in related news, i got my umpteenth job rejection yesterday. fuck. do i stink or something?
• i took a shower in the dark this morning. by choice. i tend to leave most of the lights off when i shower b/c its my time to wake up and just zone. let the mind wander while the water flows over my body. its my happy place. thought you should know.
• jake..sigh. there were texts this weekend but they consisted of yoda jokes only, nothing much sexier than that. and as far as yoda is concerned, he will always be grover dressed in a halloween costume. i cannot take the green guy seriously when all i can see is super grover saying "hello everybodyyyy". oh, back to jake. still want. must resist temptation to throw myself in his sexy lap. he has now become a challenge for me to conquer in a way. damn, maybe i was really a frat boy in a former life. again, no offense to any frat boys or former ones out there. remember the humor people. healing.
• have a nice day.

good morning.
xoxo,
bella

would you let a guy dress up in your clothes then you fuck him in the ass with a strap on?

This is not something I've ever had a notion to do. First response, no. But then again, I have learned to never say never.

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impending insanity and cool people

A couple of things....

I have that damn "Bob the Builder...YES WE CAN" song in my head and it is giving me a pounding headache. And can we talk about how many mornings I wake up with "Lights, Camera, Action...WIGGLES...welcome to our TV show...." or "me and you and zooboomafooooooo" in my head. I am going insane y'all. And sometimes these songs play in my head throughout the day like background music in a department store. I'm not even kidding.

What does it mean when your laptop screen keeps dimming and then brightening back up? Is my screen about to go out on me? I can wiggle the cord in back or sometimes move the screen and it will come back bright for a sec but then dim again. This is not good. Without my laptop I am nothing. Nothing I tell you.

So, Mr. Man and I have been talking to some new blogger friends lately. The lovely and sexy and hilarious couple from this blog. We started emailing, realized that we have quite a lot in common, phone numbers were exchanged and viola, the next thing you know, I'm calling dude up to cum for him. Good gawd I'm such a phone whore. But seriously, we've all talked a ton over the past several days and they are really the coolest couple. He's such a cutie, cracks me up constantly with corny jokes and has a dom side that I find very intriguing and insanely hot. Easy to talk to and hilarious. There is nothing sexier to me than a man who can make me laugh and who "gets" my sense of humor/snark. She is beautiful, stunning actually and Mr. Man is quite enamoured, as am I. And I covet her hair. Covet, I say. Oh, did I mention his voice? It makes me swoon. As I described it to Mr. Man the other day, he talks all "northerny and fast". Its so different from the southern drawl I'm used to. Sexy haut. I had the most intense orgasm via phone sex I've ever had when I called him. Maybe it was all the yummy domineering stuff he was saying to me but freakin' frakkin' froo it was crazy good.

Cool people rock don't they?

And now I'm off to bed. Another week awaits.

Goodnight.
xoxo,
Bella

tonight's goals

To catch up on reading and commenting on your lovely sexy blogs and to post at least one more of my own tonight. Oh, and to have popcorn for supper, to NOT watch Lost, to plow through the chaos that is our bedroom, to prep for tomorrow, to NOT have a nervous breakdown because I got yet another fucking job rejection and my coworker is turning in her two week notice tomorrow because her mother got her a job.

I can do this I think. I need time management skilz. And to up my meds.

Fuck.

Girlcrush...The Update...

Girlcrush...she & I had something of a come-to-Jesus conversation the other day. I was getting irritated at her constant pressure to "just get a sitter & come to the club".  Now this chic has 3 kids but somehow has easier access to babysitters than a dog has to fleas & has family nearby to boot, which we do not. The sitter situation is less of an issue than the club talk though. I'm not sure that Mr. Man & I are ready for the swinger club scene regardless. She says "you will be kicking yourself once you realize how fun it is", etc etc. I'm quite sure its entertaining & something we may explore at some point, but not now, for various reasons I don't feel like getting into. And so I told her to lay off & that if we weren't comfortable with it yet then we just weren't & to each their own basically. I'm hesitant about that whole thing anyway for some reason. She asked me over the other night & I had no legitimate reason for saying no, but made up an excuse anyway. Now why would I do that if I were totally into it? I came to the conclusion that I didn't want to play with one or both of them without Mr. Man along. I told her that as well & so here we are. I do find her fun & attractive, just a bit aggressive. Her husband is a whole other issue. And then there's that other thing...

 

Ok, the above was in draft and I'm now coming back to it. Today, right now, in this moment that I sit here, I think I'm gonna nix the Girlcrush thing. Something is just off about it and I don't get a good vibe. (hehheh, i said "vibe") And isn't there some wise saying about always following your instincts, trusting your gut, etc? Yeah. Eh, I just don't know. I'm not feelin' it. I can hear all of you more experienced swinger type peeps yelling at me..."hello, you just spelled out RED FLAGS in your first paragraph, you are an idiot"! Ok ok, I hear you. Chill.

 

Ok, moving on. If things change on this front, you'll be the first to know. Peace.

Undressing

If you could be King for a day and any one thing you could make law would be irrevocable what would it be?

I'll hopefully have time to write a real post soon but for now I'm sneaking in a Formspring question before going back to real life, which today involves diapers & sesame street with my sweet kiddo.

To answer the question, gay marriage would be legal & irrevocable. Because I mean really, what is the deal with that? Heteros shouldn't have the monopoly on marriage. People need to get over it. So there, I haz spoken. Now, bring me some reeses pieces, my loyal subjects. Heh.

Y'all have a nice day.

Xoxo,
Bella

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If you got a tattoo just above your pussy, what would it be of?

Continuing the tattoo theme...I honestly don't know. Maybe the top portion of a man's face so I could groom his "facial hair" as I pleased? I have always kinda wanted to be a hair stylist.....

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You say you want another tattoo.. what and where would you have it? I have 7, two will soon be covered up for good, bad mistake to have them in first place.. I've moved on now. ;) Indi x

I go back and forth on this. In my current job, I need to be conscious of the location and technically it's supposed to be somewhere out of sight. Lame corporate bishes I know.

I'm thinking shoulder, boob, hip or ankle...yeah, I should probably narrow that down huh?

As far as the "what", I'm not sure about that either...I'd like something that represents my daughter or maybe something that symbolizes "peace" (as in inner) or "dream" (as in dreamer).

Bottom line? I don't know! Eek! But I just know I want more!

Thanks for the question Indi!

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Edited to add...

I'm on my phone so if this posts twice I'll fix it later. Anyway I forgot to address that there isn't necessarily an in person meeting with all parties. But if that's an option I do like that best. So far though, each case has been a different scenario.

The Rules are a moving target.

I'm coming back to a Formspring question that was emailed to me that is quite interesting & definitely worth some time posting about here.

The question was about Mr. Man & my "rules" for this open marriage thing we're attempting. I'd mentioned that we must each approve the other couple or person. The writer was curious as to how that was working for us, the criteria, method, etc. Excellent question & honestly, the answer is somewhat vague & convoluted but I'd like to write myself through it here anyway & maybe someone will find it interesting. Or something.

First, let me clarify that we are definitely newbies to all of this. Specifically, I've played with one other man & Mr. Man has been with three women besides me. We haven't had the opportunity to play with another couple or person together yet but more on that later. We've each messed around online & on the phone with others but does that really count? Eh, I dunno but its fun anyway.

And so, the rules...Damn, I'm longwinded, sorry. When we first started this we agreed that yes, we each had to approve & give the ok for either of us to play with someone else. And I guess, in general, that's worked. Sort of. There is no criteria persay, but more of an "ok, that person/couple seems like a decent & good person, I have a comfortable vibe about it" kind of thing. Scientific I know. And we have given the thumbs down to a few. Based on their history or how they treat their significant other or just a bad feeling in general.

The rules seem to change as we go along however. I don't want to get too detailed but for example, Mr. Man played with one very nice lady and I was ok with it at first but did have some doubts in the back of my mind but "approved" it. Afterwards though, I wasn't at peace with it and so Mr. Man and I talked and came to an agreement about this particular person.

Honestly, I think the key is a solid base in the current relationship & complete, open, thorough communication about EVERYTHING that is going on.

It's a work in progress & we keep discussing how we hope & want it to work. For instance, we recently discussed a change in the rules where we would only play together. Yeah right. On paper it sounded great but the next thing you know, we're meeting Girlcrush at Starbucks & I give the ok for Mr. Man to meet up with her on his day off while I was at work. So that rule lasted about 3 days. Ha.(that one just happened & I haven't posted about it for a few reasons. A whole other issue.) 

I'm not sure there's a clearcut answer but we continue to discuss & experiment & take it day by day. So far so good. The future is open for whatever & we always have the option to take a break or stop altogether if we decide that's what is best. For now, we seem to be in a good place.

xoxo,
Bella

101 Things About Me. Because You Know You're Bored & Want To Read This.

Today was fucked up in so many ways. I won't go into it but suffice it to say, today sucked big sweaty stinky donkey testicles dipped in runny shit. And I know I know, my feminine fragile lady-like-ness is overfuckingwhelming your delicate eyes. Deal.

Ok, now that I've gotten that out of the way, lets do something fun and mindless and just plain narcissistic. I'm totally stealing this from Danielle, who I think stole it from Sage but I could be wrong about that. Sue me.

1. I was Class President, Miss Senior, Valedictorian and Captain of the basketball team. Yeah, I was THAT girl in high school. My apologies.
2. I never had sex or got drunk until AFTER high school. Goody goody much?
3. I went to a K-12 school with 250 students TOTAL. My class was large with 24 of us. This was a public school btw.
4. I was the tallest girl in my class.
5. I wore braces my junior year. I thought I was so cute.
6. I also wore the accompanying headgear. That was NOT so cute. But I never had to wear it in public, thank god.
7. I have a younger brother.
8. My parents are still together.
9. We didn't have a television growing up. We read a LOT of books.
10. I wore a ponytail in jr. high. Every day. And it had to be EXACTLY in the center of my head or I would redo it. Over and over again. Sometimes I redid that fucking ponytail 20 times to get it perfect. I was OCD.
11. A friend and I used to put aluminum foil over our teeth and pretend we had braces.
12. My room was a shrine, a SHRINE I tell you, to Michael Jordan. I was in love with him and wanted to have his babies. I would still consider it.
13. I have a fantasy involving an african american man. Preferably a bald one. Or Shemar Moore, bald or not. Just sayin'.
14. I've had an orgasm from the jets in a public hot tub. Was nearly busted.
15. I've been caught having sex by a boyfriend's parents. They walked right the fuck in. Oh.My.God.
16. I've never been to a strip club but I want to.
17. I am addicted to HGTV even though I am the opposite of domestic.
18. If I would have been born a male, I would be named "Matthew" right now. So my mom told me once.
19. I don't know how to swim. Not a stroke. I can float my ass off but can't go anywhere. I will be eaten by sharks or starve to death before drowning.
20. I have a phobia of sharks. I can't watch any movie, tv show, or commerical that takes place underwater. I saw Jaws and it freaked me the fuck out. I am skeered of water and its creatures.
21. I also have a phobia of the dentist. I will not sit in the dentist's chair without a head full of nitrous oxide. I enjoy going to the dentist because of the gas. Its like a mini-vacation for my mind.
22. I once rode a camel at the state fair.
23. I've eaten rabbit, turtle, and squirrel. Cooked of course. Liked all of them. I'm a classy girl I know.
24. I once had a pet raccoon. I didn't eat him.
25. I don't keep in touch with my best friend from high school.
26. I wonder how my main ex is doing these days. He married a girl with the same first name as me. I find this funny and ironic. And I not-so-secretly hope it makes him think of me sometimes.
27. I took art classes as a child. I was pretty damn good. For some reason I didn't keep at it.
28. I always wanted to learn to play the piano. Or the saxophone. But I am tone deaf.
29. I've been to several countries in Europe.
30. I want to fuck a sexy Italian man who murmurs in my ear. I don't care what he says as long as he says it in Italian.
31. I've been on two blind dates. One was a disaster. One was amazing.
32. I crushed so hard on Eric Estrada from CHiPs. And Fred Dryer from Hunter.
33. I'd never watched a porno until college.
34. I wish I'd studied abroad in college.
35. I wish I'd majored in something different in college.
36. I wish I'd partied more in college.
37. I have a lot of regrets.
38. I think Penelope Cruz is fucking sexy.
39. Being a mom is the hardest thing I've ever done.
40. I HATED being pregnant and god help me if I ever am again. God.Help.Me.
41. I breastfed my baby for six weeks and finally said "fuck it" and quit. It was the right decision for me and my daughter. And my sanity. And Mr. Man's way of life. Poor guy.
42. I take antidepressants meds and have for years. I probably always will. I'm ok with that.
43. I grew up in a religious home. Now, I'm not sure what I think about all of that. Its something I struggle with a lot.
44. We have a LOT of porn in our house. We like porn.
45. I used to be very jealous and insecure.
46. I used to HATE my smallish boobs. Now I LOVE them. They will always be perky.
47. I HATE my mummy tummy. It refuses to go away. Notice I never post pics of my belly. Maybe I will get brave enough to do that someday but not yet. I HATE it. It disgusts me. I am super jealous of girls with killer abs.
48. I want to live in a high rise in a big city. Or a flat in Paris.
49. I love boys with tattoos, motorcyles, who play the guitar and curse a lot. I like bad boys. But just to play with, not to BE with.
50. I still have not fucked Jake. Dammit. I WILL have him eventually. Even if its in the nursing home. Jake!!! Do you hear me?????
51. Rachel Ray gets on my last nerve.
52. I've been to a casino twice and could NOT, for the life of me, figure out how to play the slot machines. It wasn't like you just pulled a lever and hoped the pictures matched up, like I expected. There was math and stuff. I totally didn't get it. So I just drank the free booze and watched my friends play.
53. I think Venice Italy is gorgeous, in a fake movie set kind of way. But it stinks. That is not a myth. Its stanky in those canals.
54. I want to go tandem skydiving.
55. I spend more money than I should on my hair. I have a lot of gray hair so I color it every few weeks. I refuse to go gray until I'm 70.
56. It stresses me out to take kiddo to a restaurant. Going out to eat is no longer a relaxing experience for me.
57. I love the movie, The Sound of Music. And Amelie. My two favs.
58. I love to suck cock but have trouble swallowing. Damn gag reflex. I'd like to work on this more because I WANT to swallow.
59. I'm a slow cummer. As in, I don't cum quickly unless I'm using my vibe on myself. I'm a high maintenance cummer I guess. But...when I DO cum, I am LOUD. A screamer. It's fucking intense and leaves me spent.
60. I've never had an orgasm from intercourse alone. I need my clit stimulated in order to cum. At least so far.
61. I'm not a fan of anal sex but I think I've covered that in a prior post.
62. I HATE yardwork. Hate it. Oh, and housework too but not as bad as the outside stuff.
63. I've never had a broken bone. Knock on wood.
64. I LOVE going to the theater. As in live performances, not the movies.
65. I can't watch scary gory movies. As in I physically cannot watch them. I get very nervous and jittery and feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.
66. I love modern art. The abstract stuff that my cat could do. I love it.
67. Mr. Man and my wedding cost $1000. Total. Including my dress.
68. If I could do it again, I'd go to Vegas to get married. By Elvis. Or a showgirl.
69. I think big lavish expensive weddings are a waste of money. Can you tell? Because the end result is the same no matter how much you spend. You're still married regardless of how much you dropped on the crazy lacy shit.
70. Even though I can't swim, I still want a swimming pool in the backyard. Because I think they're pretty. And I want to have sex in it. In the shallow end of course.
71. I love it when a man pushes me roughly against the wall and gropes me. Then pulls my hair and throws me on the bed. Then rips my clothes off and holds my wrists above my head and fucks the hell out of me.
72. I love it when a man caresses me gently and whispers in my ear. Then puts his hand behind my head and runs his fingers through my hair. Then gives me tender kisses while he fucks me slowly and carefully. Like I'm a fragile doll.
73. Homelessness disturbs me. Fascinates me. Makes me want to DO something.
74. I loathe camping. In a tent. With no shower or bathroom. With all the bugs and creatures and dirt. I used to pretend to like it for Mr. Man, who loves it, but finally I said "fuck this" and now I no longer have to go camping with him. Honesty is ALWAYS the best policy people.
75. Mr. Man and I dated for over three years before we got married.
76. I love New Orleans. Love it.
77. I think those Bluetooth things people put in their ears makes them look like pompous idiots. I think the same of the Hummer. Don't even ask what I think of people who drive Hummers while talking on Bluetooth.
78. I have a serious crush on one of the Wiggles. I'm not telling which one.
79. I hate reading Jane Austin. I've never made it through any of her novels because I'm afraid I will yawn myself to death. I couldn't even finish The Jane Austin Bookclub. Just the name "Jane Austin" makes me nod off.
80. I never played with dolls as a child. I played with those big ass yellow Tonka trucks.
81. I have NO sense of direction. At all. I come out of a store in the mall and get disoriented. I am not exaggerating. The GPS? The best invention since the epidural. Pure fucking genius.
82. I am addicted to my cell phone. I sleep with it. I pee with it. I eat lunch with it.
83. One of my fantasies is to be in a hotel room with one other woman and five or more men. The two women are on the bed and the men line up, taking turns with us for a couple of minutes each before switching. Those not fucking us, are stroking themselves. First one to cum loses.
84. I secretly turn up my nose at men I see who are walking small "girly" dogs. A man needs a manly dog I say. A lab, or a mastiff, or a German Shepherd, etc. Seeing a man scoop up a dachsund's poop is like seeing a man drive a purple Geo. Just.Wrong.
85. I really want to be one of those hippy granola yoga chics. But I can't quite get there. I'm just not...organic enough.
86. I WILL run a half marathon in 2011. And a full marathon before I turn 40. Really. I will.
87. I have mild asthma and use an inhaler sometimes.
88. I've never tried wax play but would like to.
89. I have a crush on 3 or more of you sexy bloggers. Hmmmmmmm.
90. I would love to own a pair of Chuck Taylors in every color and design.
91. My second toe is longer than my big toe. I have long toes and very skinny flat feet.
92. I wear my Chucks to work and only put on my dress shoes if I have to. I think heels look sexy on paper but in reality, I'd rather just wear them in bed.
93. If I ever get angry with you I may appear to get over it but I never forget it. It's always in the back of my mind. Not proud of this but that's just how I roll.
94. Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus annoy the living fuck out of me. God help me when my daughter gets to that age when she likes tacky pop singers. Ugh.
95. I like drunk sex. As in, I'm drunk and being taken advantage of. I like that "loosing control" feeling. As long as I'm with someone I trust.
96. I have a habit of buying magazines and never reading them. And I can't bring myself to throw them away.
97. I've been published in an anthology.
98. Mr. Man took me to a very romantic inn once and made me cum over and over and over again all weekend. We never had intercourse and he didn't cum once. It was all about me. I was exhausted by the end of that weekend. And blissfully happy.
99. I'd never been on an airplane until after college.
100. I've never hated anyone like I hate my current boss.
101. I'm wearing the ugliest, tackiest, oldest, loudest maternity sweater that you have ever seen right now. It's my favorite "around the house only, don't be caught dead in" sweater.

Ok y'all, that only took me three hours of my life to compile. Apparently I need to get a life. Now I'm off to bed. Peace out and word up.

xoxo,
Bella

and so...

First of all, the thigh highs...

We broke them in properly a bit ago. It kind of cracks me up because my legs are so long that they don't come up as high on me as they do on the package pic. Dammit, don't they make these things in "tall" sizes? But anyway. They're fun.

Here's my continued thoughts on today...

On the plus side, she's funny, attractive, sexy, outgoing. I'm/we are definitely interested in pursuing some fun with her and she made it clear that she is as well. So, yay!

On the negative side, I'm not sure her relationship with her husband is the best. I don't want to go into details really, but I do wish we could have met him today to get a better read on that. Its something we'll keep an eye on and hopefully everyone will communicate.

Mr. Man may see her tomorrow but we'll see if that transpires.

Vague enough for you? Heh. I'm tired and snotty and must get to bed. Why? Because I have a job interview tomorrow, that's why bitches! Send me good karma and vibes at 1:30 CST tomorrow um'kay?

G'night.

xoxo,

Bella

I want the shirt. I bought the thigh highs.

I kissed a girl...

Sort of. I mean it was just a peck goodbye. But it was on the lips so I'm counting it! 

We met girlcrush at a Starbucks.(and if that doesn't say "classy swinger" then I don't know what does). First impression & description....curvy, in a good way. As in I'm-not-a-supermodel-so-you-don't-have-to-be-intimidated-by-me-but-I'm-sexy-as-hell-and-know-it kind of way. Medium leungth brown hair with blond highlights. Funky black framed glasses & bright blue eyes.

We hugged hello & said the obligatory nice to meet yous. Ordered & sat down for several minutes of conversation about "the lifestyle" (that term is so cheesy), our relationships, the club scene, etc. Then she asked if we wanted to go to her house for a bit.

I wasn't sure what to expect but it was a tame afternoon. We all sat on the couch in her lovely home & talked about all kinds of things both sexy & otherwise. There were many smiles, laughing & touches on arms & legs. But we were on a time constraint due to real life stuff so we didn't make it to anything sexier than flirty chatter. And thats fine for today. I think there was an undercurrent on all sides that said "ok, what's the signal? Does she want me to kiss her? Does she want to kiss Mr. Man? Is everyone on the same page?"

But kiss we did not, although now after some texts exchanged with her on the drive back, I know this would have been perfectly fine with all parties. Well, there was that peck...we got up to leave & she hugged Mr. Man and I smiled when they kissed goodbye. Then proclaimed that I wanted one of those too & was promptly rewarded with my own. Score!!!!

Next post....my thoughts on the afternoon after the mental processing thing I tend to do. Oh, & yes, we do plan to see her again.

Hmmm

Initial meeting is positive. She's crazy cool. Very outgoing. In car going to her house now. And it would appear that I'm liveblogging this craziness. You're welcome.

Waiting

So. We are sitting in an undisclosed location waiting on girlcrush. Just talked to her on the phone & wow she's perky. Lord. I don't do perky. I keed I keed. Why am I nervous? I feel like I'm going on a first date. I do look super cute though, if I do say so myself. Even if I sound like an elf thanks to this cold I have.

I'll keep you posted.

xoxo,
Bella

Pre-Meeting

I'm about to get ready to go meet the girl crush. Mr. Man is coming to. I'm not sure if girl crush's husband will be there or not. We've texted & talked on the phone once but today is the in-person meetup.

Mr. Man is the one who spotted her online & said hi. She's quite friendly, chatty & outgoing. Her hubs is attractive as well & has that facial hair that I like so very much. He actually has a girlfriend as well & they have been open & frequent the local swinger club quite often. All that to say, they're much more "experienced" with all of this than we are.

Eek!!!! Really must get in shower now. I'll write more later. Dum da da dum.....

Test

Got a new phone  testing mobile flogging. Ahhhhhahahaha. Autocorrect says "flogging". Hee..

doyou like to be spanked

I'm sick & snotty so let's answer a formspring question from a curious reader shall we?

Why yes I do enjoy a good spanking during playtime now & then. I'm naturally more submissive & like a man to show me who's "boss" in the bedroom at times. I don't enjoy major pain though so don't get TOO rough with me. Follow my cues & we'll have a sexy hot time.

xoxo,
Bella

Ask me anything

this is not witty or clever

I think of the most witty, brilliant, funny, clever, etc etc things to write about here, but always at the most inopportune times. Like 3am when I wake up for no reason other than that my cat has decided to pounce on my head or I have a nightmare or really really really have to pee but don't want to get up. But then when I'm coherent enough to actually type, the witty, clever, funny thing is gone. Or sometimes the funny brilliant things come to me when I'm in the shower or driving on the interstate. Neither of which are optimal writing times. I mean, I'm talented y'all but I'm not THAT good.

So you will have to endure my ramblin' self in this post. Trying my best not to bitch about the new (and not good) developments that happened today at el jobbo, or my struggle with boredom, or weight, or how tired I am. See, I'm not going to talk about any of those things tonight. What's that you say? "Whoo-hoo"? Shut up. Heh.

I got an interesting question via email several days ago that I don't want to forget about. It was about Mr. Man and my "rule" for playing with other people and how we agree to "approve" the other person or couple. The question asked how that was working for us, the criteria and if we've ever vetoed anyone. The answer to that is an entirely different post, so consider this a placeholder or a teaser and I think I'll answer that one next. Tomorrow maybe. So to the person who asked (you know who you are), I haven't forgot about you!

For now, I'm off to bed. But you never know, I could post again at 3 am with a clever witty brilliant funny thing. Or just go pee.

Goodnight.
xoxo,
Bella

Is there anything sexually you won't do that others find mainstream or acceptable? Something that you think many many other folks do that you simply will not.

I'm not a fan of anal sex.

A few random things about that:

I've done it a few times but it isn't my favorite thing. Maybe its just a matter of doing it more and it'll grow on me? If anal sex is going to be a possibility, I prefer to be partaking in an alcoholic beverage (or five), since I'm more relaxed then I guess.

Lots of lube helps of course. And the more aroused I am, the more likely I'll be to engage in anal play.

You know what I think part of my problem with it is? I can't get past the thought of "dude, that's what I shit out of, why you wanna be going all up in there? That canNOT be sanitary!" Isn't that sexually immature and uncharacteristically unadventurous of me? Maybe but I can't help it. Its a mental thing.

Now, I do like a well placed finger to tease my asshole at times. That does intensify the orgasm if I'm into it.

Any suggestions for ways that might help me enjoy it more? Butt plug? Getting over myself?

Ok, enough butt talk. Carry on.

Ask me anything

ummmph

I have the urge to go shopping for lingerie. I probably won't anytime soon but for some reason, a pretty bra and panty set always makes a girl feel better right? Especially when she's wearing it underneath a boring office appropriate suit.

This is a favorite bra of mine. Basic black. Nothing special as far as appearances go, but under a low cut shirt, it gives my relatively small boobs some "UMMMPH"! And a little "UMMMPH" is always sexy I say.

Yeah, its uncomfortable. Too snug, my own fault (and those damn french fries). But I endure the snugness for cleavage's sake. You're welcome.

Happy Mother's Day to all the mommies out there! I hope your day has been fabulous!

xoxo,

Bella

You are offered a great job, complete with a salary you want and terrific benefits, a job you can see yourself liking and doing well... but you have to move. Far. Let's say to uh.. Norway. For atleast 3 yrs. Immediate family can go. Would you do it?

The short answer is hell yes I would go!

The long version...I dream on a daily basis of moving. And not just moving across town, moving to another state, another country, anothe hemisphere! First choice? Paris, France. I love that city. First choice in US? New York City.

Sigh, now I'm all wistful.

I have a severe case of wanderlust, always have. I've lived in the same state my whole life and only began traveling to speak of, in my 20s. And I love it! One of my regrets is that I didn't travel more when I had more opportunity to do so. I would have studied abroad in college, joined the Peace Corps, taught English in a foreign country...

If you've asked me a Formspring question, it will be answered. I'm working my way through the list. Keep 'em coming!

Ask me anything

I see I'm follower 69. Why is "96" not just as sexy?

This question made me crack up. And to be honest, I've never thought of it that way before.

Oh wait, it just hit me....because the numbers "9" and "6" don't fit into each other like "6" and "9" do. Get it?

If I'm doing a "96" with someone we'd be laying back to back with not much happening except maybe some head to butt rubbing action.

Damn, I'm brilliant ain't I? And it would appear that I have given WAY too much thought to this question. Ha.

Ask me anything

want

I crave you.

how to help?

That's the question I'm asking myself right now. The floods have devastated so much and you just keep reading different stories of heroic acts, amazing survivals and then there are the not so lucky ones that just break your heart.

I've spent much of today buying diapers, wipes, formula and gathering up clothes and nonperishable foods to donate tomorrow. It just feels like so little when people need so much.

I'm frustrated that I'm sitting at my desk doing mindless office work when I want to be out there helping. Doing something. Making a difference. But I will do what I can with the resources and time that I have. I'm lucky to have Friday off to volunteer at a flood relief event. If everyone does a little something, it will make a large impact. I have faith in this.

Our city has come together. Volunteerism is strong, people are optimistic overall and are ready to clean up and start over.

I just want to do more. Be more. Help more.

Goodnight.
xoxo,
Bella

um...qualifying my answer

perhaps i should edit  my response to the formspring question below...yes, for sure, definitely...if this is who i think it is.

i've gotten some great questions but all of them require a bit more brain action than i have left tonight. so i thought i'd start with the simple one below. :) more to come.

goodnight.
xoxo,
bella

I'll be passing through your neck of the woods on a cross country road trip this summer. Can I buy you lunch when I do?

Yes, most definitely! Would love to.

Ask me anything

boobs, tits, breasts, ta-tas, bazoombas...

Gorgeous ones! Everywhere!! Sage has got the Boobquake action! Check it.
Can you find me?

still raining and i'm drowning

Figuratively speaking. But y'all it is seriously crazy raining, flooding, people are stranded, have died, roads are closed, cars are flipped, etc. Its madness. My lil' family is safe and sound and we are thankful for that.

I now have some very interesting formspring questions to occupy myself with. Thanks for giving me something to think about. I'll answer them soon. They'll make for good blog fodder.

Things at work are shit-tastic. The boss now knows that I'm bored as hell, disinterested and have no focus. Oh, and she knows that I'm looking elsewhere for something more creative. What irritates me is that she doesn't realize that at least half of the problem is her extreme royal cuntness. And she had the gall to tell me that I was stressing HER out. She has a valid point in that I should do my job while I'm there and I do and will continue to do so. However, I just wish someone (me or whoever) could tell her that she is a bitch and has no place managing others. But while I'm still employed under her, I can't do that. And even after I leave (if I ever get out) I am not sure I can afford to burn that bridge. Its a nasty uncomfortable situation and I'm just praying to the Universe that something comes up soon to get me out of that black hole. For the record, I'm applying my ass off to other things that would be a better fit for me. Its just difficult as I seem to have pigeonholed myself into this one little niche. Ugh. I've done ok not thinking about it this weekend but every once in a the situation will pop up in my head and I just feel sick to my stomach.

But enough of that. I hate bitching about it all the time and yet, I need to vent about it somewhere. Sorry. I have some other things to write about but will put them in another post.

oh & by the way..

Somebody ask me a Formspring question will ya? Pretty please. What? No one wants to know anything? Come on people, bring it! :)
MWAH!
Bella

this post brought to you by...

...lots of rain. it's pouring here. i need someone to cuddle up in bed with. just got home and Mr. Man and kiddo are both sleeping. maybe i'll go jump under the covers with him while i have the chance.

haven't posted in a while for some reason. some stuff going on and i haven't been in the writing mood i guess. will catch up soon. right now i just want to sleep, rain is good for naps isn't it?

xoxo,

Bella