Wednesday, December 30, 2015

snippity snippets

Bubble baths are nice.
  • Um, so I was chatting with an African American man today and when he saw my ass he exclaimed, "Damn, are you sure you're white!!??" He meant it as a compliment I assure you. Thank you sir, for appreciating the epic lusciousness of mah boo-tay. Cracked me up. 
  • The other night I took a bubble bath for the first time in ages. I'd forgotten how good it feels to be submerged in warm water, close my eyes and let my hands aimlessly wander over my body. I may have brought my glass toy into the water with me and that also felt all kinds of good. This needs to become a regular thing in 2016.
  • Speaking of, my goals for the upcoming year are pretty simple. Appreciate the present more, be nice to myself, make good choices, and cherish time with the special people in my life. And have more sex. Easy peasy. 



  1. Be nice to yourself and have more sex, sounds like a good resolution to stick to.