Sunday, March 7, 2010

domestic diva

Not so much.

I am the world's worst cook which is actually ok by me because I hate to cook. In my opinion, there is nothing I can cook that will taste any better than what I can buy somewhere. And the clean up? Its much easier to throw away (or recycle rather) a box or a can than to wash the 50 million bowls, pots, pans, and spoons that I will no doubt mess up in my pathetic attempt to cook. Perhaps if I were better at it, I'd feel differently but that whole Paula Deen gene missed me by a country mile or two.

Housekeeping? Uhhhhhh. I'm kind of a slob. Granted, if I know I am having company, I can get my house in decent enough shape to be acceptable but if you happen to stop by without calling me first? The reason I won't answer the door is because I don't want you to see the couch made of laundry and the hearth covered with kiddo's toys and the kitchen sink full of dirty glasses, etc etc. And I've never understood why people make their beds only to go off to work and come home to climb right back in them anyway? Seems like wasted effort to me.

So in the category of domesticated woman, I am an epic failure. Its a good thing I give good head.


  1. Love this post~!

    I am usually a neat freak and love a tidy house however today I am having a pmt/pass another Mars Bar biccie kinda day ;]

    Love the shot of you with the vac :]


    Alabaster Legs

  2. Glad to see you back! I am one of those annoying people that makes their bed in the morning. *laughs* But we all have our talents!;)

  3. Love the very last paragraph of your post. Hilarious! I'm willing to bet that a man will put up with a messy woman if she give good head any day. Can I get an "amen" boys?
    Looking forward to your future posts! - Mia

  4. You make that vacuum look damn good...

    I guess since you give good head that make it a pic of two great suckers?

  5. WOW. Seriously... WOW!!! Hot picture!

    I've got laundry to fold and a sink full of dishes and the dust just won't quit. But I'm sure my man won't care about any of that if I tend to him instead.... ;)

  6. I'm with you on making the beds... what's the point? Just going to mess them up again (wink!). And those pics? Damn girl! I love my Dyson, but never thought it could look that sexy! Very hot!

  7. Giving good head makes up for a multitude of "shortcomings" ;-)