Monday, May 10, 2010

this is not witty or clever

I think of the most witty, brilliant, funny, clever, etc etc things to write about here, but always at the most inopportune times. Like 3am when I wake up for no reason other than that my cat has decided to pounce on my head or I have a nightmare or really really really have to pee but don't want to get up. But then when I'm coherent enough to actually type, the witty, clever, funny thing is gone. Or sometimes the funny brilliant things come to me when I'm in the shower or driving on the interstate. Neither of which are optimal writing times. I mean, I'm talented y'all but I'm not THAT good.

So you will have to endure my ramblin' self in this post. Trying my best not to bitch about the new (and not good) developments that happened today at el jobbo, or my struggle with boredom, or weight, or how tired I am. See, I'm not going to talk about any of those things tonight. What's that you say? "Whoo-hoo"? Shut up. Heh.

I got an interesting question via email several days ago that I don't want to forget about. It was about Mr. Man and my "rule" for playing with other people and how we agree to "approve" the other person or couple. The question asked how that was working for us, the criteria and if we've ever vetoed anyone. The answer to that is an entirely different post, so consider this a placeholder or a teaser and I think I'll answer that one next. Tomorrow maybe. So to the person who asked (you know who you are), I haven't forgot about you!

For now, I'm off to bed. But you never know, I could post again at 3 am with a clever witty brilliant funny thing. Or just go pee.



  1. Or, if you have a laptop, you could multitask, and post and pee at 3 am! Just a thought...


  2. You are a riot. I love reading your stuff.

    PS.. the older I get, the more frequent those pee breaks become.

  3. I think of the BEST topics to blog about. Or things I want to talk about on my blog....when I'm running. Or like you, wake up from sleeping. OR when I'm in my car. Or drifting off to sleep.

    Then when I finally am near my computer or paper- *POOF* ideas are gone. Man! I'm trying to get better at keeping paper with/near me at least. That helps some. LOL

    Hope you got some sleep xo

  4. I write the most amazing posts in my head when I'm out for a bike ride. In front of the computer? 'fraid no :-/

  5. I have often wished that I could just think all my great thoughts and have them instantaneously appear on a computer screen for me to then edit later. Sigh, maybe someday technology will have a brain hookup.