Friday, June 11, 2010

If you were granted the ability to be a man for a day, would you? If so, what's the first thing you would do?

Pee standing up!!! What? Not the answer you were looking for? Well, it's true!

Girls were given the shaft, so to speak, when it comes to the peeing thing. I mean really, do you know how much trouble it is to have to either hover over the toilet to avoid sitting on cold germy porcelain, or to take the time to line the seat with toilet paper? Me, I'm "seat liner" because my thigh muscles aren't strong enough to hover for very long. What can I say? I'm a lazy pee-er.

I would ask you if this was TMI but damn, you've all seen my ass so I thought you could handle a bit of info about my urination habits. Shut up, you know you love me.

Have a great day! I'm off to the gym. Gotta work on those thigh muscles. Heh.


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  1. *big grin*

    Yea Bella, we do love you.


  2. You go girl! I hate going to the rest room at concerts or a football game, Oh My God very high on the yucky scale. I take baby wipes in to the stall. The other thing guys can do byt we can't/don't, I would scratch myself in public.

  3. I'm lazier than you. I have the aforementioned equipment for standing up to pee, but I choose to sit down anyway.

  4. LOL@ 13
    that is funny right there.