Tuesday, May 20, 2014

A list of five

1) I've been given the OK to write about the youngster. So stay tuned for that. He's such a sweet and sexy guy.
2) My mojo has been out of whack the past couple of weeks. But I still plan to give Dave a birthday bj tomorrow because I'm awesome like that.
3) I would really like to just cuddle. Spoon. Lounge around in bed and touch and kiss.
4) I had to go all Urban Dictionary and look up "hmu" after some dude on Okc gifted me with unsolicited cock measurements and told me to "hmu" him. I'm too old for the kids these days.
5) Every list should end on an odd number.



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    1. Apparently, it means "hit me up". Because kids these days can't just say "call me". :)