Why did I just eat that bag of bbq fritos? I'm not hungry, just bored. Now my breath smells like butt. Where's my gum?
Why did my alarm go off just as I was about to suck off a Shemar Moore look-a-like in the backseat of someone's car? This was right after I'd fucked the other guy sitting next to him. I'll never get that dream to come back.
Carry on with your day.